| Date | Twat | Nominator | Reason |
|---|
| 28/08/10 | Tiger Woods | Tosser spotter | For wasting about $2m per extra mistress when hookers would have been cheaper. |
| 21/08/10 | Barack Obama | Tosser spotter | For the next cuntish thing he's going to do this week. |
| 14/08/10 | Football Fans | Tosser spotter | For booing the England players at the MU and Chelsea match but still paying a fortune to see them. |
| 31/07/10 | Madonna | Coxy | For embarking on an 'Urban Street' tour when she should be sitting down watching Coronation Street. |
| 24/07/10 | Cherie Blair | Joe ego | For having a twat of a face, twatty kids, a mammoth twat of a husband and the mouldiest twat the world has ever seen. |
| 17/07/10 | Andy Murray | LyingScotsman | For taking shit from JAMES CORDEN. |
| 10/07/10 | Jedward | LyingScotsman | Do i really need a reason. |
| 03/07/10 | Wayne Rooney | Tosser spotter | For forgetting what side he's on. |
| 26/06/10 | Harriet Harman | rantlord | This budget was unnecessary (true quote) |
| 19/06/10 | Robert Green | rantlord | Inability to stop a ball travelling at two miles per hour. |
| 12/06/10 | James Corden | Joe ego | For being even worse than Dizzee Rascal in the same set. |
| 05/06/10 | Josh Dubovi | Tosser spotter | For making us look even cuntier than we are. |
| 29/05/10 | dickfingaz's | Tosser spotter | Need I explain? |
| 22/05/10 | Dave Cameron | A lost conspiracy | For allowing Nick Clegg to orally imbibe his testicles and draw upon the succulently for no less than 30 seconds. |
| 15/05/10 | Nick Clegg | A lost conspiracy | For being Nick Clegg |
| 08/05/10 | Daniel Radcliffe | Tosser spotter | For having magical powers and squandering them on the Lib Dems. |
| 01/05/10 | Nick Clegg | Dunelmus | Well, welcome to the big world, Nick, welcome to - DSMO twat of the week - first Saturday in May 2010. |
| 24/04/10 | Coxy's new neighbour | Coxy | For sellotaping a webcam to his front door and acting the general anus. |
