| Annoyance |
Rating |
| Teens Guilty Of Gary Newlove Murder | 9.74 |
| "Intelligent Design" | 7.08 |
| "prince" Naseem Hamed | 10.13 |
| "Top Cat" (Not the Cat, the Cvnt) | 9.40 |
| 'Boob'- Coxy's local CSO | 10.23 |
| 'Fat Adie' | 10.20 |
| 50 Cent | 10.06 |
| AA 'You've got a friend' adverts | 9.48 |
| Abba | 2.78 |
| Alcohol free beer | 9.65 |
| Alex Curran | 7.27 |
| Amy Winehouse | 10.06 |
| Angelina Jolie | 9.49 |
| Angry German Kid | 9.74 |
| Ann Widdecombe | 3.73 |
| Anna Nicole Smith | 9.22 |
| Annoying sayings | 9.99 |
| Aqua ('pop'? group) | 9.25 |
| Ashley McKenzie | 8.05 |
| Batfink | 7.55 |
| BBC | 10.26 |
| BBC 'Rogue Traders' | 9.13 |
| Bebo | 9.00 |
| Being told " You're Dumped" | 7.97 |
| Benefit cheats | 9.91 |
| Benidorm | 8.71 |
| Bernard Manning | 3.06 |
| Beth Ditto | 10.08 |
| Big Brother 9's Cookie-obsessed Queen-o-Hideous, Kathreya | 9.99 |
| Big Brother 9's Shredded Wheat headed arch cunt, Rex | 8.98 |
| Big Cook, Little Cook. | 8.48 |
| Billie Piper | 7.95 |
| Bin Taxes | 9.41 |
| BJ_Gaymond | 8.39 |
| Blake Fielder-Civil | 10.11 |
| Blokes that tuck their vest into their underpants. | 9.41 |
| Blokes wearing pink shirts | 9.32 |
| Bobby Goldsboro | 9.52 |
| Brad Pitt | 8.43 |
| Brendan from Strictly Come Dancing | 8.63 |
| British Airways | 10.00 |
| British Eminem (X Factor) | 9.83 |
| Britney Spears | 10.19 |
| BT | 9.00 |
| Busses | 6.51 |
| Caprice (age 39) | 7.76 |
| Captain Mike | 8.36 |
| Car Boot sales | 6.17 |
| Car Clampers | 9.61 |
| Caravans and the cunts that pull them. | 9.74 |
| Carole Malone | 8.17 |
| Carrot Top | 8.73 |
| Ceefax (and other teletext) | 8.91 |
| Chaccaron | 9.41 |
| Channel 4 | 9.90 |
| Charmed | 5.00 |
| Chavvy gifts for Kids | 9.94 |
| Chavy bastards who ride those bloody noisy scooters | 9.89 |
| Cheddarvision TV | 8.17 |
| Cheesy, crappy overplayed pop music | 9.91 |
| Cherie Blair | 10.26 |
| Chesney Hawkes | 9.74 |
| Chicken wings | 7.17 |
| Cho Seung Hui | 9.07 |
| Chris Langham | 9.57 |
| Chyna / Joanie Laurer | 8.98 |
| Cigarettes | 6.59 |
| Cilla Black | 9.89 |
| Cirque de Celebrite | 9.21 |
| Cleo Rocos | 7.81 |
| Climie Fisher | 9.00 |
| Club 'Anthems' | 8.80 |
| Cold Callers | 9.89 |
| Cook'd and Bomb'd | 8.73 |
| coolduder | 9.00 |
| Coronation Street | 8.78 |
| Council estate scratters | 10.09 |
| Counting Crows | 8.05 |
| Courtney Love | 9.47 |
| Craig David | 10.11 |
| Cricket | 9.39 |
| Cristiano Ronaldo | 10.04 |
| Crufts | 10.05 |
| Cunts who come round your house and clean their skids off the pan with the bog brush leaving shit al | 8.05 |
| Daily Star | 10.10 |
| Damian Williamson | 9.99 |
| Dangerous Dogs | 10.18 |
| Daniel Kitson | 9.81 |
| Daniel Pratt | 9.73 |
| Danielle Lloyd | 5.90 |
| Daphne And Celeste | 7.65 |
| Darts | 7.62 |
| Dave Cameron | 5.85 |
| David Beckham | 9.97 |
| David Mellor | 10.00 |
| Davina McCall | 10.11 |
| Dawn French | 10.04 |
| Deacon Blue | 10.04 |
| Dean Gaffney | 10.12 |
| Del Boy's son, Damian. | 9.74 |
| Dentists with bad breath | 9.61 |
| Denver the Last Dinosaur | 9.21 |
| Dermot O'Leary | 9.97 |
| DJ Strachan | 9.00 |
| Dogbot off the Ford adverts | 9.00 |
| Dogs | 7.06 |
| Dom Joly | 8.59 |
| Double Standards | 9.88 |
| Dr Gillian McKeith | 9.41 |
| Druggys complaining they were made to go cold turkey in prison | 9.65 |
| Dunelmus | 2.32 |
| East 17 | 9.13 |
| Eastenders | 10.20 |
| Ed Tudor Pole | 8.40 |
| Ehud Olmert | 6.81 |
| Emerson Lake and Palmer | 9.21 |
| Eminem | 9.92 |
| England | 3.83 |
| England as a holiday destination. | 8.32 |
| English Breakfast tea | 4.58 |
| English summer weather | 10.00 |
| Englishmen on holiday | 9.20 |
| Estate Agents | 9.48 |
| European Union | 10.51 |
| Euston Station | 8.05 |
| Faithless | 9.67 |
| Family Guy | 3.68 |
| fat people on planes | 9.73 |
| Flunts with Stupid Cars | 9.61 |
| Frank Sidebottom | 7.60 |
| Freddie Starr | 9.86 |
| French & Saunders | 9.97 |
| French Drivers | 8.93 |
| Fruit | 5.04 |
| Funfairs | 9.16 |
| Gabrielle | 8.78 |
| Gary Glitter | 9.74 |
| George at ASDA adverts | 8.98 |
| George Bush | 4.70 |
| George Michael & Elton John's celebrity parties | 9.80 |
| Getting in HOT water with your wife or girlfriend. | 9.50 |
| Ghost Riding | 9.16 |
| Gillian McKeith's special toilet with the "German Ledge" | 9.60 |
| Glastonbury | 8.45 |
| Global Warming | 6.47 |
| Goatse | 7.65 |
| Gok Wan | 10.21 |
| Goodnight Sweetheart | 10.21 |
| Gordon Brown | 10.32 |
| Grange Hill's Gripper Stebson | 5.85 |
| H from Steps | 10.24 |
| Haggis | 8.05 |
| Hairy Hat Man | ? |
| heat magazine | 9.89 |
| Hercule Poirot | 3.19 |
| Hi-De-Hi! | 9.10 |
| Hillary Clinton | 8.20 |
| His Royal Cluntness, Alan Johnson | 9.94 |
| Horse Flies | 8.11 |
| Ian McShane | 6.39 |
| Insipid munters on MySpace | 10.10 |
| Internet Blogs | 9.50 |
| Irresponsibly placed lorries and trucks | 9.00 |
| Israel & the Israeli people | 2.74 |
| Jack Black | 10.18 |
| Jack Tweedy | 10.06 |
| Jackie Stallone | 7.28 |
| Jacqueline Goody. (Jade's mum) | 10.14 |
| Jade Goody | 9.96 |
| James Blunt | 10.14 |
| Jamie Oliver | 10.13 |
| Jazz | 8.26 |
| Jeff Brazier | 9.41 |
| Jennifer Ellison | 8.15 |
| Jim Bowen | 4.24 |
| Jim Davidson | 9.29 |
| Jim the Pill | 9.97 |
| Jimmy Carr | 9.88 |
| Jimmy Ray | 9.50 |
| Jimmy Savile | 10.12 |
| Jimmy Sommerville | 10.06 |
| Jimmy Vespa's chavy twunt of a neighbour | 8.63 |
| Jo Brand | 9.22 |
| Jo O'Meara | 8.71 |
| JODIE MARSH | 10.09 |
| Joe 90 | 6.23 |
| John "Tub of Lard" McCririck | 9.76 |
| John Barrowman | 10.12 |
| John McCain | 3.42 |
| John Prescott | 10.15 |
| Jonathan King | 9.78 |
| Jonathan Ross | 9.79 |
| Jordan | 10.33 |
| Josef Fritzl | 9.38 |
| Josie Long | 10.55 |
| jude law | 9.63 |
| Julie Burchill | 9.81 |
| Just Jack | 8.60 |
| Justin Lee Collins | 10.11 |
| Kanye West | 9.65 |
| Kate Bush | 3.58 |
| Kate Nash | 10.19 |
| Keira Knightley | 7.95 |
| Keith Chegwin | 9.91 |
| Keith Chegwin Appreciation Society | 8.63 |
| Kelly Osbourne | 9.73 |
| Ken Livingstone | 10.03 |
| Ken Russell | 9.90 |
| Kerry Katona | 9.50 |
| Kersal Massive | 10.19 |
| KFC | 9.78 |
| Killer Squirrel | 5.90 |
| Kunts that drive around in Del Boy Reliant Robins | 9.00 |
| Kunts that let their 'orrible kids run riot and misbehave in pubs and resturants | 10.37 |
| Kwik Save | 9.00 |
| Lady Gaga | 10.54 |
| Lady Sovereign | 9.90 |
| Last of the Summer Wine | 10.26 |
| Laurence Llewellwyn Bowen | 9.79 |
| Le Petomane | 6.87 |
| Leicester | 6.50 |
| Lembit Opik | 9.55 |
| Leo Sayer | 9.27 |
| Lester Piggott | 9.40 |
| Levi Bellfield | 9.61 |
| Lilly Allen | 9.88 |
| Limahl | 9.90 |
| Lindsay Lohan | 8.83 |
| Liverpool | 9.63 |
| Living for ever | 7.17 |
| Lizo from newsround. | 9.44 |
| Lizo Mzimba | 9.61 |
| Lizzie Bardsley | 9.64 |
| London | 9.73 |
| Lord Phillips | 8.98 |
| Lorraine Kelly | 7.95 |
| Louis Barfe | 6.94 |
| Louis Walsh | 10.09 |
| Love Island | 8.95 |
| Lovers of crap comedy | 10.05 |
| M&S Adverts | 7.68 |
| Mad About Alice | 9.41 |
| Madonna | 10.17 |
| Man Boobs | 9.00 |
| Mark Oaten | 10.03 |
| Martika | 4.30 |
| Matt Damon | 10.18 |
| Matthew Horne and James Corden | 10.37 |
| Matthew Wright (the Wright Stuff) | 9.89 |
| McDonalds Burger Adverts | 8.63 |
| McFly | 9.45 |
| Mick Jagger | 7.89 |
| Middle Aged Drivers In Sports/'Big' Cars | 9.21 |
| MIKA | 9.97 |
| Mr Bronson (Grange Hill) | 4.53 |
| Mud | 4.30 |
| Mungo Jerry | 7.33 |
| Natalie (All-Dancing All-Singing flubberar*e from the Halifax ads) | 9.82 |
| New Big Brother 9 Housemoron, Belinda the Bison | 9.61 |
| Niomi Campbell | 10.29 |
| Nizlopi | 8.74 |
| No Mercy | 9.71 |
| Norovirus | 9.21 |
| Northampton | 9.74 |
| Northern Line - sh*te POP boyband | 9.61 |
| Obesity | 7.65 |
| Ocado Delivery cunting service | 8.05 |
| Oh, Doctor Beeching! | 10.56 |
| Omer Toledano | 9.61 |
| Oranges | 7.65 |
| Over the hill tossers who refuse to act their age | 9.95 |
| Paris Hilton | 10.05 |
| Patricia Hewitt | 9.80 |
| Paul Daniels | 10.13 |
| Paul O'Grady | 9.60 |
| Pavarotti | 7.20 |
| Peanut Butter Jelly Time | 7.65 |
| People of "certain" religious groups knocking on your door. | 6.50 |
| People who Abuse the "Parent and Child" Parking Spaces in Car Parks | 7.97 |
| People who are two faced | 9.90 |
| People who can't use Cashpoints properly | 9.18 |
| People who drag their bloody kids EVERYWHERE with them | 9.99 |
| People who drive in the motorway fast lane at 60mph when the road is empty | 8.64 |
| People who go to Amsterdam and keep f*cking going on about it | 8.05 |
| People who let their dogs shit in the middle of the pavement | 9.62 |
| People who like others to shit on them | 10.09 |
| People who queue up for sales | 9.82 |
| People who read out loud under their breath | 8.93 |
| People who stop in the middle of pavements | 9.41 |
| People who stop you in the high street | 9.99 |
| People who think the UK consists of only England! | 3.45 |
| People who wear 'rock' t-shirts, yet know bugger all about the artist | 10.17 |
| People with facial hair | 7.73 |
| pervy geeky blokes in internet chatrooms | 9.88 |
| Pete Burns | 9.92 |
| Pete Doherty | 10.20 |
| Pete Waterman | 10.24 |
| Phil Collins | 8.84 |
| Pikeys | 10.14 |
| Pink | 8.87 |
| Plastic tits | 8.63 |
| Playstation 3 | 5.85 |
| Pound Shops | 9.40 |
| Predictive text | 9.07 |
| Pregnant teenagers smoking to ease labour | 8.88 |
| Prince William | 8.00 |
| Princess Nikki | 8.35 |
| Prison | 10.32 |
| Quentin Tarantino | 8.55 |
| Rhydian Roberts (From X-Factor) | 10.20 |
| Richard Brunstrom | 9.93 |
| Richard Littlejohn | 2.53 |
| Rick Astley | 10.30 |
| Ricky Gervais | 6.49 |
| Rik Waller | 10.24 |
| Robbie Williams | 10.21 |
| Robert Mugabe | 10.21 |
| Robin and Dwina Gibb | 9.90 |
| Ronan Keating | 10.19 |
| Ronnie Biggs | 10.12 |
| RuPaul | 8.92 |
| Rush Limbaugh | 6.94 |
| RWE Thames Water | 7.28 |
| Saddam Hussein | 9.64 |
| Safety-in-numbers bullies | 9.90 |
| Sainsbury's | 9.50 |
| Salman Rushdie | 10.08 |
| Samantha Fox | 5.34 |
| Same Difference (X-Factor) | 9.41 |
| Sanity's Last Hope | 3.94 |
| Sat Navs | 9.39 |
| Scams and Cons. | 9.86 |
| Scarlett Johansson | 8.52 |
| School bullies | 10.22 |
| Scissor Sisters | 9.21 |
| Scooch | 7.52 |
| Scooter | 9.16 |
| Sean Kingston | 10.08 |
| Seb Chew | 9.21 |
| Second Life | 9.21 |
| Sexually-deprived muppets who fill their myspace friends list with Ulrikaty women | 9.16 |
| Shambo (The 'sacred' bull) | 9.72 |
| Shane Ritchie | 10.11 |
| Sharks | 3.00 |
| Sharleen Spiteri/Texas | 10.19 |
| Sheilas' Wheels | 8.73 |
| Sheriff Joe Arpaio | 4.30 |
| Shift Work | 8.36 |
| Silvio Berlusconi | 8.32 |
| Simon Parkin | ? |
| Sky News | 8.06 |
| Somali Child Rapist | 9.33 |
| Sonia | 9.83 |
| Speed Cameras | 9.53 |
| Speedos | 10.00 |
| Squat Toilets | 8.36 |
| Stan Boardman | 10.10 |
| Starship | 8.32 |
| Stefan2SERB | 9.30 |
| Stig Brother | 9.61 |
| Sugababes | 9.74 |
| Sven Goran Eriksson | 8.50 |
| T'Pau | 7.70 |
| Taggart | 9.41 |
| Take That | 8.83 |
| TESCO Celeb Voiced Ads | 9.74 |
| Tesco value | 8.39 |
| Thailand Coup | 3.96 |
| That replusive idiot from the 'Safestyle' window ads | 9.41 |
| The air freshener ad with the chinese kid | 9.35 |
| The Beautiful South | 8.78 |
| The British on holiday | 8.78 |
| The Burmese Junta | 9.00 |
| The Chav | 10.29 |
| The Daily Mail | 3.30 |
| The Dolphin Botherers | 9.41 |
| The England Football Team | 10.12 |
| The Fast Food Rockers | 9.61 |
| The flunt I caught red-handed trying to nick my guitar | 8.70 |
| The Goatse man | 7.65 |
| The Hadron Collider | 9.79 |
| The Hoosiers | 9.70 |
| The idea to charge Road users for every mile they drive. | 9.46 |
| The Kelly Family | 9.67 |
| The Labour Party | 10.19 |
| The Marquess of Blandford | 8.00 |
| The Mighty Boosh | 10.06 |
| The Morris Minor Owners Club | 4.33 |
| The new 42 day period for questioning for our friends, the fuckheads. | 5.96 |
| The New Change Username Feature | 3.40 |
| The Offical Jimmy Vespa hate thread | 4.76 |
| The Royal Variety Performance | 9.33 |
| The Spice Girls | 10.09 |
| The Tetley Tea Advert | 9.10 |
| The Waitrose thug | 9.74 |
| The Welfare State | 9.41 |
| The Woolpackers | 9.21 |
| Things that don't work | 7.17 |
| This bloody colour red! | 4.95 |
| Thistlewait | 10.00 |
| Thomas (Halifax's new hypertwat) | 9.30 |
| Those Stupid Colour Coded Food Labels | 7.93 |
| Tickle on the Tum | 8.05 |
| Tim Henman | 9.70 |
| Tim Minchin | 10.29 |
| Tim Westwood | 10.16 |
| Tim Wonnacott | 9.91 |
| Titty Bang Bang | 9.95 |
| Tom Cruise | 9.67 |
| Tom from McFly | 10.00 |
| Toni Basil | 9.35 |
| Tony Blair | 10.24 |
| Toploader | 9.61 |
| Torchwood | 9.52 |
| Tour de France AKA Tour of London | ? |
| Traffic jams | 9.41 |
| Train Suicides | 5.74 |
| Trident | 3.56 |
| Truly irritating adverts | 10.22 |
| Urgelt | 9.21 |
| Vanilla Ice | 10.08 |
| Vehicle light abusers | 8.00 |
| Victoria Beckham | 9.97 |
| Vinnie Jones | 10.11 |
| Virgin Radio | 9.47 |
| War | 7.91 |
| Wayne Rooney | 10.02 |
| Westlife | 10.02 |
| Wet Wet Wet | 9.25 |
| Where is Rotten Bastard?? | 9.27 |
| Whitesnake | 6.47 |
| Will Young | 9.96 |
| William Shakespeare | 8.63 |
| Womans Hour | 9.00 |
| women who have kids by loads of different fathers. | 9.69 |
| Woolworths | 6.85 |
| www.hotprisonpals.com | 7.73 |
| Xbox 360 | 5.32 |
| Your first girlfriend/boyfriend | 2.55 |
| your most hated song ever | 9.90 |
| Yukio Mishima | 3.10 |
| Zero Size Models | 9.55 |
| Zezi Ifore | 9.74 |
| Zombies | 8.92 |
