DSMO Personalised Mugs


"This amazing specimen is handcrafted by our experienced craftsmen.

Note the exquisite detailing in the facial features of the infamous 'DSMO Devil', and the subtle interplay of colours in the iconographic DSMO logo."

One of these handsome mugs could be yours - for just £8 (P&P included), you'll get a personalised (yes, personalised) DSMO mug, a bottle of Mr Whiz carpet cleaning solution, and a plastic apple corer that breaks on first usage*.

Here's the twist - we choose the personalisation! The slogan on the mug will be devised by the DSMO wordsmiths, and will be based around your DSMO persona - but don't worry, it'll be £8 well spent!

Be the talk of your friends / colleagues / family members with a DSMO mug!

Interested? If you would like your very own mug, e-mail us with your details (DSMO username + real name + address), and we'll get back to you ASAP!


* Carpet cleaning solution and corer only available to customers who place their order with an invisible credit card made from cheese.