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DSMO Site News

05/11/11
16:25
We're back....again. All should be working ok. DSMO Rocks.
11/09/11
13:19
The annual metting in London was a great success. Thanks to everyone who came down to celebrate DSMO's 5th Birthday
23/05/11
06:54
The number of comments shown has been increased to 20 from 10. The bug with the COTW link not showing the winning comments has been fixed.
08/05/11
13:37
We've just crossed the landmark of getting 1,000 visitors a day on a regular basis.
03/01/11
16:22
We've got the site figures for last year and here's the results. We had 160,000 visitors and 1.7 million page turns which was up about 30% on lat year. Well done all, let's make this year even bigger.
01/11/10
07:34
Well done all, last month was out biggest month ever(apart from the Kristian Digby incident) with 15,000 vistors and 150,000 page views.
02/05/10
14:32
DSMO is now up to 3/10 on Google's ratings bringing in more traffic and newbies. Good work all, keep the content fresh and we'll be bigger than Sky News by the year 2045.
23/03/10
07:16
The DSMO annual meet will be on the 4th September 2010 in Central London.
10/01/10
11:57
Changes to the Saloon so the comments can always be seen without scrolling.
19/12/09
08:31
Site working 100%, all features are back.
02/11/09
13:22
HG and Jimmy share this year's COTW prize. Two tins of Shandy and half a bag each of squashed Prawn Cocktail crisps are on the way to the lucky winners.
17/04/09
10:02
The 2009 DSMO annual get together is now confirmed for Saturday 26th September in Central London.
12/11/08
02:30
Due to the credit crunch the prize for annual prize for the Comment of the week is being reduced to a bag of crisps and a soft drink of your choice.
11/11/08
13:57
Work in progress. Pictures will be able to be added to the main site text and not just the links. It may even be possible to put live Youtube clips on as well, who knows?
11/11/08
13:53
Coxy wins this year's Comment of the Week. Well done to him and bad luck to Lindy Lou and Vespy who just missed out.
10/08/08
12:48
New guest feature allows casual visitors to make comments.
26/07/08
05:33
Changes to auto-mod so less words get blocked for no reason.
09/06/08
01:54
Dunelmus wins the DSMO summer competition. A £20 Thresher voucher will be heading in his direction.
12/05/08
01:26
Hypocrite of the week is now changed to piccy of the week ( It never really worked did it, and it was too hard thinking of one every week)
15/03/08
06:39
The DSMO piss up will be held in Central London on the evening of 27th September.
14/03/08
13:59
Personalised DSMO mugs now available. If you don't buy one you are GEEEEYYYY.
07/03/08
12:54
Changes made to the DSMO saloon. It now shows when somebody is in the room by showing a vacant or engaged sign.
21/10/07
08:08
Coxy and Jimmy Vespa share the yearly prize for comment of the week, well done you two.
24/09/07
10:24
New characters added to the Fat Nurse. Questions can now be answered by The fat Nurse, Dr Dick (He gives it to you hard) and Fat Nurse Direct !
10/09/07
04:35
DSMO 1 year old yesterday. Doesn't time fly!
07/09/07
15:52
The re-designed site is, errr, re-designed. Wayhey!
04/09/07
10:20
The start of the re-designed site, whopeee.
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