| Date | Picture | Author | Caption |
|---|
| 04/02/12 |  | Andy_Dandy | "p-p-prick of a penguin." |
| 28/01/12 |  | Andy_Dandy | "His handicap didn't effect his performance." |
| 21/01/12 |  | ebeneezer | "Did you remember to put the catfish out?" |
| 14/01/12 |  | Shower of Piss | ""Richard Hammond decided he wasnt taking anymore chances for his next high speed run"" |
| 07/01/12 |  | spinal crap | "FuckedLASS" |
| 31/12/11 |  | Shower of Piss | "After a hard nights giving, Santa was looking for somewhere to empty his sack" |
| 24/12/11 |  | ebeneezer | "Jimmy Vespa goes to extreme lengths to cop a butchers at Christina Hendricks changing" |
| 17/12/11 |  | Joe ego | "Where the fuck have you been, Noah?!" |
| 10/12/11 |  | Filippo | "Worker ant reveals the stresses of being employed by James Cordon. " |
| 03/12/11 |  | ebeneezer | "Littlewoods try to rehabilitate their images with a new advert featuring Ace Ventura and lesbians" |
| 26/11/11 |  | neva2busy | "Loving my new metal detector" |
| 19/11/11 |  | Coxy | "Never drive without a Kermit." |
| 12/11/11 |  | ebeneezer | "Laughs aplenty at Helen Worth's family reunion" |
| 05/11/11 |  | Ricardo | "Gazza's Halloween ends in typical style. " |
| 29/10/11 |  | Spanner | "Gypsies find another plot of land to completely fucking ruin and hold inbred marriage to celebrate." |
| 22/10/11 |  | Coxy | "Can I borrow your pen, Guin?" |
| 15/10/11 |  | otis | "Liam Gallagher goes solo." |
| 08/10/11 |  | Ray Tupper | "DFS sale now on. Must end next high tide." |
| 01/10/11 |  | IHATEONIONS | "princess anne hit by car" |
| 24/09/11 |  | ebeneezer | "Ricardo takes the dog for a walk" |
| 17/09/11 |  | Ray Tupper | "Where's George Michael?" |
| 10/09/11 |  | Ricardo | "Man fingered by Special Branch." |
| 03/09/11 |  | Coxy | "Onion wing." |
| 27/08/11 |  | neva2busy | "Some sort of Virus they said..." |
| 20/08/11 |  | Coxy | "Do the cunt....let's do the cunt..." |
| 13/08/11 |  | Coxy | "Mystery still surrounds the death of Amy Winehouse." |
| 06/08/11 |  | neva2busy | ""Do You Want Flies with That"" |
| 30/07/11 |  | IHATEONIONS | "tesco delivery service gets even shitter" |
| 23/07/11 |  | Coxy | "Jimmy Carr beheaded in Lilliput." |
| 09/07/11 |  | milo | "And a diet coke please." |
| 02/07/11 |  | pa5446 | "i`m going to have to change it clashes!" |
| 25/06/11 |  | otis | "Here's to a clean future." |
| 18/06/11 |  | Joe ego | "Cécile plots next attack against DSMO" |
| 11/06/11 |  | otis | "Time so show me why you're mans best friend." |
| 04/06/11 |  | Coxy | "That was wheelie stupid." |
| 28/05/11 |  | Man in the Pub | "Now, looks like a good time to squeeze this fart out." |
| 21/05/11 |  | Coxy | "Verysorearse Rex." |
| 14/05/11 |  | Ray Tupper | "A Pawtrait for the Photo Album" |
| 07/05/11 |  | Ray Tupper | "I am the devil child and I'm going to burn all you mother fuckers" |
| 30/04/11 |  | Andy_Dandy | "I said tape her with the video camera, you idiot!" |
| 23/04/11 |  | Pezzer | "One's picking up American Idol, the other's getting Bone Idle." |
| 16/04/11 |  | Andy_Dandy | "Calista Flockhart lands starring role on Splash 2." |
| 09/04/11 |  | Ricardo | ""You can't go on holiday!! Who's going to give me bread at the pond?"" |
| 02/04/11 |  | Ricardo | "I asked the wife to suck me cock and she couldn't even get that right." |
| 26/03/11 |  | Tosser spotter | "HG, your lift's here" |
| 19/03/11 |  | neva2busy | "Eeny, Meeny, Miney,D'oh!" |
| 12/03/11 |  | Pezzer | "His camel's pretty good at doing turd processing and spreadshits." |
| 05/03/11 |  | otis | "Alexandra Burkes career washed up" |
| 26/02/11 |  | Andy_Dandy | "Margaret Beckett joins Middle East peace envoy." |
| 19/02/11 |  | Andy_Dandy | "Przewaga Dzięki Technice, as they say in Poland." |
| 12/02/11 |  | neva2busy | "I said Marry me,not Mini-Me." |
| 05/02/11 |  | Coxy | "Hair of the dog, best thing when you're feeling ruff." |
| 29/01/11 |  | Joe ego | "Men are so easy" |
| 22/01/11 |  | ebeneezer | "Barry Sheene - the later years" |
| 15/01/11 |  | Ray Tupper | "look at the pussy on that!" |
| 08/01/11 |  | neva2busy | "Please enter your PIN." |
| 01/01/11 |  | Ricardo | "Gerldine from the Roy Castle Foundation makes sure those donation emails go out in time for Christmas." |
| 25/12/10 |  | willy digits | "What? They've been bad so they're not getting fuck all. I don't make the fucking rules." |
| 18/12/10 |  | Gong Farmer | "On inflating his new Oral Love Doll, Charles can't help thinking she looks familiar.." |
| 11/12/10 |  | BoomBox | "Willy Digits" |
| 04/12/10 |  | Tosser spotter | "As-bone" |
| 27/11/10 |  | neva2busy | "These western style donuts are such a pain to carry home" |
| 20/11/10 |  | It's the Bailiffs | "Udderly ridiculous." |
| 13/11/10 |  | Joe ego | "Kunteroo from DSMO meet found unconscious around back of London pub." |
| 06/11/10 |  | Joe ego | "Terrys Chocolate Orange wins amazing battle with Cadburys Cream Egg." |
| 30/10/10 |  | ebeneezer | "Jay Z greets admirers at Glastonbury 2051" |
| 23/10/10 |  | Coxy | "I'm A Celebrity Wet Me Out Of Here!" |
| 16/10/10 |  | It's the Bailiffs | "The Indian Commonwealth Games fishing competition gets underway." |
| 09/10/10 |  | otis | "sparrow inspects thrush" |
| 02/10/10 |  | Ricardo | "A Lost Conspiracy invents a new sort of stitch for his brothers cardigans" |
| 27/09/10 |  | otis | "H2 oww!" |
| 25/09/10 |  | otis | "You're combined age is legal, and that's good enough for me" |
| 18/09/10 |  | Coxy | "Sarah Jessica Parker lifts the lid on her sex life." |
| 11/09/10 |  | willy digits | "Debbie McGee sextape surfaces." |
| 05/09/10 |  | willy digits | "I think these eggs are out of date." |
| 28/08/10 |  | willy digits | "The Man with the Golden Mum." |
| 21/08/10 |  | BoomBox | "Naomi if you get this message, this is where ive hidden the blood diamond" |
| 14/08/10 |  | Joe ego | "James Corden panics after chocolate cake is dropped overboard on Dover to Calais Ferry." |
| 07/08/10 |  | Joe ego | "John Barrowman Happy Meal only 99p at participating gay bars." |
| 31/07/10 |  | Joe ego | "Dunelmus leaves DSMO for pastures new." |
| 24/07/10 |  | It's the Bailiffs | "Road Hog" |
| 17/07/10 |  | Coxy | "I used to be known as Ed The Duck, now I'm just known as Piss Ed." |
| 10/07/10 |  | Joe ego | "Gingers to be 'separated from decent society' with new Apple iBall." |
| 03/07/10 |  | Joe ego | "We’re going to take back what is rightfully ours from Western Johannesburg, Do you understand? - Yis Boss, The Boers won’t know what h’it dem." |
| 26/06/10 |  | Joe ego | "Ken Livingstone's widow claims 'It's what he would have wanted.'" |
| 19/06/10 |  | Ricardo | "Justin Lee Collins tries to catch his career." |
| 12/06/10 |  | Ricardo | "Nobody reads newspapers these days." |
| 05/06/10 |  | Ricardo | "I know the chorus Sir Paul but I refuse to sing it. I refuse." |
| 29/05/10 |  | A lost conspiracy | "The point at which searchy realised he just didn't like girls" |
| 22/05/10 |  | Joe ego | "A Knighthood? Hahahahahaha. I just get my sword." |
| 15/05/10 |  | lego batman | "gordon browns breaks suspiciously tampered with" |
| 08/05/10 |  | Coxy | "Behind the scenes at the 'Two Dogs' cider factory." |
| 01/05/10 |  | Tosser spotter | "Some guy on BEBO called Gary wants to be my friend" |
| 24/04/10 |  | Man in the Pub | "Be careful what you wish for." |
