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24/07/10It's the Bailiffs"Road Hog"
17/07/10Coxy"I used to be known as Ed The Duck, now I'm just known as Piss Ed."
10/07/10Joe ego"Gingers to be 'separated from decent society' with new Apple iBall."
03/07/10Joe ego"We’re going to take back what is rightfully ours from Western Johannesburg, Do you understand? - Yis Boss, The Boers won’t know what h’it dem."
26/06/10Joe ego"Ken Livingstone's widow claims 'It's what he would have wanted.'"
19/06/10Ricardo"Justin Lee Collins tries to catch his career."
12/06/10Ricardo"Nobody reads newspapers these days."
05/06/10Ricardo"I know the chorus Sir Paul but I refuse to sing it. I refuse."
29/05/10A lost conspiracy"The point at which searchy realised he just didn't like girls"
22/05/10Joe ego"A Knighthood? Hahahahahaha. I just get my sword."
15/05/10lego batman"gordon browns breaks suspiciously tampered with"
08/05/10Coxy"Behind the scenes at the 'Two Dogs' cider factory."
01/05/10Tosser spotter"Some guy on BEBO called Gary wants to be my friend"
24/04/10Man in the Pub"Be careful what you wish for."
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