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The DSMO piss-up is in Central London this Saturday evening. If you want to come along please e-mail us for the full details. COTW will be at 10pm Sunday night this week.
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If the unfortunate happens and Bono can't play at Glastonbury, who do you think would be a more talented replacement?

Emma Chawner's cat: 36.6% (15 votes)
Cilla Black: 24.4% (10 votes)
Kermit: 12.2% (5 votes)
Sheila from Chipping Norton: 9.8% (4 votes)
Paper Lace: 9.8% (4 votes)
The Brighouse and Rastrick Band: 4.9% (2 votes)
Dizzee Rascal: 2.4% (1 vote)

   
 
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